Duke Cannon

Duke Cannon Supply Co. Mall Santa's Cough Syrup Soap

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UPC: 371782000169

Duke Cannon isn't a big fan of wearing costumes, but he'll make an exception around the holidays. Like in December of '03 when Kris Kringle's local stand-in stumbled up to the mall with his beard askew and a case of the brown bottle flu. Duke Cannon booted that cotton-headed ninny muggins from his throne of lies, and proceeded to don St. Nick's uniform himself, saving a cherished holiday tradition and countless youngsters from a sleigh-load of childhood trauma.

Product Details:
Smells like The North Pole and peppermints
At 10 oz., our large soap is 3x the size of dainty seasonal soaps
Made in the USA by humans, not elves
According to Deb in Receivables, this is a "super fun" gift for guys.
A portion of proceeds benefits veterans and active duty military
Size: 10 oz bar

Ingredients:
Sodium Palmate*, Sodium Cocoate and/or Sodium Palm Kernelate, Water, Glycerin, Titanium Dioxide, Fragrance, Peppermint (Mentha Piperita) Oil, Sodium Chloride, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Rosmarinus Officinalis (Rosemary) Leaf Extract.

Clearance item, final sale, no returns or refunds.


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